What you need to know:
I grew up in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, which means I really fuck around with all kinds of cheese.
I curse like a sailor, but so does Julie Andrews, so, like, what do you want from me?
Wait, except for blue cheese.
My dad's an actor, my mama's a playwright, so, I was raised in show biz, baby!
I have an older brother who is a scholar, professor, historian, and very good hang. Hi, Sam!
I live in Chicago, baby!
I have flat feet and only wear orthopedics that my mom finds on sale online.
I love snacking on bananas and saltines! Together! Try it.
I come from a long line of powerful and intense Italian women, a.k.a, "The Furys."
Personal icons include:
Dolly Parton, My Mother, Rhoda Morgenstern